This was the scene that was in downtown New York, along our Wallstreet branch of the company. Beatniks, and hipsters (people who own a hat) have been vaguely protesting in front of the businesses along wallstreet, including our honest, hard working building, halting much of our business since the 17th.We have had to suspend all work at that branch in caution of the protests turning into a riot and damaging our loyal employees.
Due to this there will be a larger weight on the Washington, Halifax, Vancouver and Montreal branches. These hippies are slowing down our recession recovery, if you care about the people of the CGSF, ad those they help, you will go out with us and potest the protest of wall street, and the loss of work of those who are employed there.
Goodnight, and may Paulson be with you,