Tuesday, 27 September 2011

Occupy #Occupy Wallstreet

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This was the scene that was in downtown New York, along our Wallstreet branch of the company. Beatniks, and hipsters (people who own a hat) have been vaguely protesting in front of the businesses along wallstreet, including our honest, hard working building, halting much of our business since the 17th.We have had to suspend all work at that branch in caution of the protests turning into a riot and damaging our loyal employees.
Due to this there will be a larger weight on the Washington, Halifax, Vancouver and Montreal branches. These hippies are slowing down our recession recovery, if you care about the people of the CGSF, ad those they help, you will go out with us and potest the protest of wall street, and the loss of work of those who are employed there.

Goodnight, and may Paulson be with you,

Monday, 26 September 2011

We're sorry old friends

In reacent happenings the CGSF's been lacking in any kind of activity. Ladies and gentlemen I am sorry, however don't take your anger out on us. There have been two main contributors to this: Number one the economy, the economy has been dealing a huge blow to our fair company we are no longer able to support our large staff and had to make cutbacks. I'm sorry once again fredrick but we couldn't afford to keep you on staff.

The second main reason that we haven't been posting to our blog is the grand torrent of a mess created by one "Cambert CHarltonburger". WHen he was informed that we need to unfortunately lay off some employees. Now being the Cambert that he is he fired the whole west wing. For the past month and a half we've been dealing with Rehiring all the employees that should not have been fired and giving them compensations for the inconveniences.

Luckily The west wing has been rehired and we can continue working like the well oiled machine that you've come to expect from Canada's greatest. I now hope that for the longterm future we will be able to keep serving you in the best way we can.

Another sign that things are looking up is that our correspondence with K-Beezy stuff Inc. has reached an all time high in profit. After many lengthly business meetings the fine employees of K-Beezy Stuff Inc. have decided they would make a blog as well http://k-beezyincorporated.blogspot.com/ . Let's just hope that They don't turn out to better than us and take you all away. Hahaha... please don't leave me I've got a wife and three kids, sorry sorry I lost my cool there for a second.

But Despite us causing you such grate sorrow I sencerly hope that we'll be able to provide you once again with the Blog you all know and love.

Yours truly Geoffrey Champlain, of the east wing